The Tropical Homestead

Exploring abundance in paradise

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sparkyyoungupstart:

I can appreciate a man who’s normal but I LOVE a man who’s comparatively normal. A man who seems like a mess in a vacuum but as soon as you compare them to their friend circle you’re like “oh. Oh wow. You’re their idea of sensible.”

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vampireapologist:

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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

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lizardsfromspace:

If I was Orpheus I wouldn’t have looked back at Eurydice. I would have looked down at the ground to maximize the framerate, and then repeatedly run into Cerberus’ second head to perform the Cerberus Skip and warp up to the entrance of Hades. I’ve done this five times and last time I did manage to shave three and a half seconds off my personal best thanks to favorable Cerberus cycle RNG. I honestly don’t get why that dweeb Orpheus could not do this, or even a simple Sisyphus Glide

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